Cognitive Stimulation
Education is good, for it trains the mind; classes are good, for they train your patience.
At least that’s what I try to think as I haul my ass off to lectures where some classmates will make it a point to convince me coming to class was a bad idea–Participation Points, how you torture me. More often than not, we will have an eager beaver somewhere with something absolutely retarded to say. I often think, “HOW is it even possible someone could think of something so obvious to ask??”
“That’s a very good question.”
The professor’s mercy will then ignite an ego explosion on the part of the student (who would have been running for his or her life if there were no law and I could chase after them with a branding iron)..and of course encourage more retarded questions in the future.
It was such behavior that inspired my angry doodle below. 75 minutes of class, 30 minutes of morons trying to rephrase what the prof just said/something mentioned before in class.

NO. you do not sound intelligent; as a matter of fact, if you could just STFU, you could come off as mildy un-stupid.
I have nothing against speaking up. I have something against you who think that you have the most amazing ideas on earth and that you have to spread your wisdom by speaking up incessantly. A fart would sound better than you.
Stop spreading your presumed intellect–stick to spreading your legs, you seem to be awfully good at that.









