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Thursday, February 21st, 2008
The Corn-HELL Store.
As a person who lives here sans any sort of vehicle, my most readily available retailers are Wilson Farms and the Cornell Store, and that’s it. While Wilson Farms is a prime spot for buying bananas that don’t cost a ridiculous 89 cents each (as they do at all Cornell Dining locations), cigarettes, and scratch-off […]
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Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
The Price of Perfection
Like everyone else in my middle school, and in all middle schools since the dawn of time, I was, during that period of my life, really, really awkward. I really liked Pokemon and an older boy named Jesse who undoubtedly had no idea who I was. I would ponder the full names of my future […]