Sunday, January 4th, 2009
No Soapdish? No thanks.
You say “paranoid technophobic Luddite” like it’s a bad thing…
The other day I went into a Blockbuster with only one intention: to rent and enjoy the timeless satire Soapdish. When I couldn’t find it in the “alphabetized” comedy section, I went to consult the clerk, mistress of all blockbusting, keeper of the almighty computerized inventory. […]
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Friday, October 24th, 2008
This Just In
Sarah Palin tried to ban books because she is the Chupacabra.
In the acclaimed documentary 30 Days of Night, vampires cross the Bering Strait into Alaska to take advantage of the polar winter’s month of darkness. Some claim that this stirring portrayal of Josh Hartnett’s struggle to save his tiny town from blood-sucking bare-breasted […]
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Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
I Can Eat Planets
The Internet is amazing. I have discovered astonishing things. Were you aware that, in thirty-one films over the past twenty-five years, Tom Cruise has died only twice? Unless you count Interview with the Vampire, where he plays the living dead. And it’s not as if his characters take no physical risks. In Top Gun he’s […]