So William A. Jacobson, a conservative law professor at Cornell Law, has this random Internet blog where he bitches about liberals and the “nutroots” on the liberal interweb tubes. His latest posts has found himself at the center or our nation’s stupidest debate.

Obama and Biden went out Saturday to grab burgers. MSNBC followed with cameras. The clip that appeared on MSNBC cut off Obama ordering just before he asked for Dijon Mustard on his burger.

Cornell’s finest Mr. Jacobson, takes offense. He think MSNBC cut the footage to protect us from knowing that Obama is really an elitist (even worse meta analysis than I provide). Also, Obama wrote in his book The Audacity of Hope about how he loves Djion Mustard and tells a story about getting mad at a campaign staffer who told him not to eat it for fear of looking elitist. But Jacobson posted said belief on his blog. Conservative super blog Hot Air then linked Mr. Jacobson’s post to their website, and now liberal blogs such as Huffington Post are attacking Jacobson for being a dweeb and unworthy of teaching at such a fine institution.

What a record, Cornell. Two major media spotlights this year: once when Coulter and Olbermann fought over their diplomas and now because our law professors hate Obama’s condiment choice…