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Welcome back from spring break. I am still down in our Nation’s Capital. The Democrats still want to do things and the Republicans still don’t want to do things. This Geithner Guy keeps getting pooped on. Obama’s plans are getting destroyed by moderate democrats whose only coherent plan is to cut 25% of whatever he gives them. Oh yeah…and the Economy is still in the Crapper. So more or less good luck to you seniors trying to get jobs.

Getting Colder in Wasilla

News Count Down:

1)The Stock Market Rally and the Geithner Plan

2)Krugman: Policy Despair

3)Drug Cartel Violence Spills Into U.S. From Mexico

4)Obama Held Secret Talks With Gorbachev

5)Michele Bachmann: I Want People “Armed And Dangerous” Over Obama Tax Plan

Funny Man vs Helped Destroy the Economy Man

WATCH: Jon Stewart Hammers Jim Cramer, CNBC

It has been a long week of insanity. I am surprised endlessly by the Democrats’ in ability to control the message. This is not to say that the Republicans are really driving home a message either. Sadly I think the media is driving the message, which is why Stewart and Cramer were this weeks top story.

Madoff Goes to Jail After Guilty Pleas to All Charges

No Second Stimulus Bill Is Coming Soon, Pelosi Says

As Indian Growth Soars, Child Hunger Persists

Astronauts Evacuate Space Station Temporarily During Collision Scare

Obama on Spot as Rulings Aid Gay Partners

Old Men of a Certain Age: When Sports Stars get Old…kinda
Geithner tasked with paving way to G-20 summit

Laura Ingraham Mocks Meghan McCain As Being ‘Plus-Sized’: Awful

Lieberman: I Might Go Back To Dems In 2012

Before It’s Too Late for Rihanna

Strengthening Unions Will Rebuild Economy

Great Shots of Tough Times

Ann Coulter’s Book Sales Down

Iraqi Shoe Thrower Gets Three Years

Orders for ‘Aretha’s Hat’ Still Going Strong

Berkshire, GE Lose Top Credit Ratings

Op-Ed Columnist: ‘No Picnic for Me Either’: Brooks

Senate Democrats Seek Support For Mortgage Modification Bill

Op-Ed Contributor: How to Leave Afghanistan

Bush U.S. Attorneys Still Refusing To Leave

China’s Prime Minister Worried Over US Assets

Madoff Off to Jail

Obama Makes Use of Signing Statements

Old Europe Is Right on Stimulus

Just Because the Wyeth Decision Was Bad for Big Pharma Doesn’t Mean It’s Right

Charlie Rose: Geithner Explains Why No One Saw the Financial Collapse Coming

The Biggest Weirdos in the White House Press Corps

D.C. Mayor Ensign?

Wall Street’s Tsunami of Excuses

Some women wanted more from W.H.

Steele backs off abortion remarks

Centrist Dems dodge labor bill

Choice of Drug Czar Indicates Focus on Treatment, Not Jail

Treasury Seeks Billions More to Aid Ailing Nations

Lawmakers Weigh Amendment to End Gubernatorial Appointments to Senate

Former Journalist Carney Describes New Job as Biden Aide
Financial Fraud Is Focus of Attack by Prosecutors

Cuomo Says Merrill Deceived Congress on Bonuses

Obama Wants Global Financial Plan

U.A.W. Deal With Ford Cuts Hourly Rate to $55

To Save Money and Energy, Md. Couple Builds Windmill in Back Yard, and Firm Offers Renewable Energy Credits

Dietary FibberDon’t be fooled by polydextrose and other fiber additives.

A++ for the Idiot at CNN who doesn’t know C++

Madoff Will Plead Guilty; Faces Life for Vast Swindle

Fierce Lobbying Greets Bill to Help Workers Unionize

Obama Outlines Plan for Education Overhaul

New Idea on Capitol Hill: To Join Senate, Get Votes

Op-Ed Columnist: This Is Not a Test. This Is Not a Test.: Friedman

WATCH: MSNBC Confuses Bernie Mac And Bernie Madoff

Ann Coulter Spars With Bill Maher At NYC Debate

CNN Releases Incredibly Stupid Poll On Obama’s First Fifty Days

Beckel Admits To Hannity: Fox’s Health Plan Rejected Me

Al Franken: I See “Light At The End Of The Tunnel”

Meghan McCain: Ann Coulter ‘Offensive, Insulting, Confusing’

Did Reagan Try to Convert Gorbachev?

China, Tibetans Spar Over Reincarnation

North Korea Army Put on Standby

Insurers’ commitment to healthcare reform is only skin-deep

For Dems, ‘60′ is a four-letter word

How Obama plays the pundits

Limbaugh-for-president domain names snatched up

Where Have All the Protest Songs Gone?

What Was Man’s First Pet?

What the Heck Is Twitter?

NBC Nightly News May Expand To Full-Hour Newscast

Vatican: Washing Machine More Liberating Than The Pill

WATCH SNL: Michael Steele Receives Electric Shocks For Saying Things Not Limbaugh Approved

Michael Jackson’s Disturbing Poem

Who Sits Where?: Huffington Post Reporter Gets Uppity

Senate Rankings, March 2009 Edition

 Yeah so…. apparently CornellWatch posted this before I did but here is the video of Keith Olbermann getting mad at Coulter.

Keith Olbermann, Ann Coulter Battle Over Cornell Alumni Status (VIDEO)

How Your Donated Clothes Are Hurting Africans

Kotex Beaver Ad Insulting to Women?
Obama’s Cultural Diplomacy

Brad Pitt brings bit of Hollywood to the Hill

Frank calling in FBI for financial hearing

What hope for Obama health forum?

Daniel Henninger: Has Obama Buried Reagan?

Trapped between Rush and hard place

WATCH: Tonya Harding Slams Barack Obama: “He Has To Bring Me Up?!”

Hillary Clinton Invites Iran To Afghan Talks

PHOTOS: Wacko Jacko Is Back

Challengers to Gillibrand Emerging

GOP Rep: Health Care Is A “Privilege”

Mets’ New Home Is the ‘Anti-Shea’

Free Credit Report: How The Ads Soak Consumers

Court Issues Arrest Warrant for Sudan’s Leader

For Young President, Flecks of Gray

Gorbachev Slams Putin’s Party, Likens Them To The Worst Of The Communists

Court Weighing Gay Marriage Ban

Nudist Colony Riot: Sex Party Swingers Protest Clothed Guest

PHOTOS: Obama Surprises Daughters With New Swing Set

Music Mogul Dies In Ski Tragedy Played Out On Twitter

UK University Offers Masters In The Beatles

This Week’s Cosmic Near-Miss

Ted Kennedy To Receive Honorary British Knighthood

Centrist Dems Plan Revolt On Obama’s Budget Plan

Minority Leader Limbaugh

Is Marbury v. Madison All It’s Cracked Up To Be?

Obama Signals Backing for Union Law

U.S. Moves to Free Up Credit

Venezuela to Cut Oil Contracts

India Seeks to Prevent Gandhi Auction

Palestinians Press Clinton on Borders

The Temporary Vegetarian: Chana Punjabi

It’s Renovation, Not Socialism

Hoyer, Norton and D.C. Council Push to Save Voting Rights Bill

Op-Ed Columnist: Stage of Fools

Stimulus Flows Into Patchwork of State Transport Projects

Ex-Leaders of Countrywide Profit From Bad Loans

So You’re Dead? That Won’t Stop the Debt Collector

Fed Chairman Backs Call for Higher Spending

Op-Ed Columnist: Obama’s Ball and Chain: Friedman

A.F.L.-C.I.O. to Support Nationalizing Banks

Europe Backs Tariffs on U.S. Biofuel Imports

GAO Report Says 287(g) Illegal Immigration Program Lacks Key Internal Controls’

I Officially Endorse Rev Billy For Mayor of NYC, please tell your family to vote for him:

Backed by Green Party, Comic Pastor Runs for Mayor

Just in from our dumb world:

Man Arrested For Smoking Bong With His Cat Stuffed Inside

Thousands of Students in DC Demand Clean Energy

The real news…well, some of it:

Obama Offered Deal to Russia in Secret Letter

Coleman camp asks that election result be ’set aside’

Gun concerns pull D.C. Voting Rights Act

Obama On Stock Market: The ‘Fits And Starts’ Are A Normal Reaction

Fox News Ratings Remain Strong, #2 Cable Channel In Primetime

Jimmy Fallon Makes His Debut As ‘Late Night’ Host (VIDEO)

BofA’s Ken Lewis: TARP Funds “A Mistake”

Blacks, whites hear Obama differently

VIDEO, PHOTOS: Rachael Ray Defends FHM Shoot: “I’d Do It Again Tomorrow”

Naming a Gay White Man as AIDS Czar Is So 1996

Hitchens: The Appalling U.N. Resolution To Ban Criticism of Islam

No Arrests at the Coal-Plant Protest. Bummer.

Brooks: Moderate Manifesto

Secret Bush Memo Authorizing Warrantless Seizure Of ‘Terror Suspects’ Released

BREAKING: Press Corps Incredulous That Obama Budget Reflects Campaign Promises

GOP’s 12 step program to recovery….seriously come conservative wrote this not me

Media Ban Lifted For Bodies’ Return

Obama’s Olympian feat on the economy
The Uncertain Trumpet: Brooks

 U.S. Is Said to Agree to Raise Stake in Citigroup

Quinn pushing Burris to walk

Coleman-Franken feud could end in Supreme Court, experts say

Jake Gyllenhaal And Ron Howard Star In Hip Hop Video

5 Top Serbs Found Guilty of War Crimes in Kosovo

Jewish Leaders Blast Clinton Over Israel Criticism

Michael Vick To Get Out Of Jail, Gets Home Confinement

Chick-Fil-A Mascot Attacked In Fredericksburg, VA (VIDEO)

U.S. Ready to Respond to N.Korea Missile

Gimmicks We Can Believe In

Fear the Kindle

How six companies have flourished during the recession

New Owners to Reopen Window Plant, Site of a Sit-In in Chicago

Big Changes on the Way in Lending to Students

Good Time for a Miracle Worker: Robinson

The Obamaist Manifesto: Krauthammer