Stalking Sundays: Must Love Bowling!!!
Because we love alliteration and stealing ideas from other blogs (this one’s via Gossip Gay, a fabulous Tumblr about, um, homosexual canards at Northwestern University), we introduce to you Stalking Sundays–our weekly stroll through the Ithaca Craigslist in search of the good, the bad, and the just plain pathetic. Send us your picks to watch@kitschmag.com.
For our inaugural stalk, we have one family man desperately seeking the Asian girl who “likes bowling and a good love story.” Fair maiden, if you should doubt his resolve for just one second, look no further than the headline. You can tell our young hero means business by those three, unceasingly adamant exclamation points!!! Here’s the headline, and the rest of the treatise is after the jump.
25 year old asian who removed posting!!! – 25 (Ithaca)
I am looking for a girl who had posted on the “women seeking men” webpage who likes bowling and a good love story. Who cares about family and is looking for someone to snuggle and stay warm with. I am a 25 year old Cornell graduate student and I just wrote you a very long email and then was unable to send it to you. Please repost or just send me an email so I can send you my response to your post
Tags: desperation, stalking sundays
