Unsatisfied with Pimping Only Cornell’s Females, Luda Brings Bawd Friend Along
You might recall that Ludacris’s pilgrimage to Cornell came at a price: the purity of our women. Well now the wily bastard has taken it one step further and decided to pimp our men too–and the offending bawd (a term I use with the most due of respect) is his boo Shawnna, a sort of Eve/Lil Kim clone who actually spits some pretty hot rapid-fire shit. If you want to get an idea of her personality, think Ludacris with a sex change and a lifetime supply of cheap lip gloss. Check Luda and Shawnna out in this video of their collaboration “Shake Dat Shit” below.
Tags: cornell, in brief, luda, ludacris, pimp, shawnna, WOO WOO WOO
January 28th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
[...] demise… perhaps she should never have been in the first place.Buy your tickets to witness Ludacris and Shawnna’s pimping of our entire campus as soon as they go on sale Feb. 3rd, because Slope Day is going to suck: the University is cutting [...]
February 25th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
[...] crazier when I further explained that Shawnna, Luda’s lady friend thing, was tagging along at the expense of our men’s. But the tickets are sold out, fools! The hour of (sl)utmost harlotry is nigh! And if you [...]