Stalking Sundays: Desperately Seeking Rifle-Toting Baller
Today we bring you the story of one of the most puzzling Craigslist ads we have ever come across: that of a seemingly nice girl who has a thing for basketball, rifles, and some shitty short story by Tennessee Williams. I tried to get inside her mind, but my brain was hurting so just let this one speak for itself.
do you know the way to san jose? – 22 (cornell)
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Date: 2009-01-30, 2:05AM EST
marilyn monroe meets sophia loren, seeking anyone who is not completely dull. if you know the story “the field of blue children” or if you love basketball, maybe even rifles, do not hesitate. i need someone of true flesh and true bones.
