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Stalking Sundays: All My Single Ladies, All My Single Ladies

A conjecture of what our RAFFLE MAN might resemble in the flesh.

We’re back to the more pathetic zones of Ithaca’s Craigslist, and we’ve stumbled upon a “BUILT” guy who just hasn’t gotten the hang of caps lock yet, or the concept that no female Craigslister in her right mind is going to pay you at all to go on a date with her — let alone shell out the $100 that the man should be spending on her dinner. Anyone else find it slightly ironic Mr. Right hails from Freeville?

Single Guy Raffle – m4w – 26 (freeville)

Reply to: pers-1037668438@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2009-02-16, 7:14PM EST

SINGLE GUY RAFFLE: BIDDING STARTS AT $100

THIS IS THE GUY WHO IS BEING RAFFLED OFF: 26 YRS OLD, 5′6. DIRTY BLONDE HAIR, GREEN/HAZEL EYES, BUILT, LIKES ALL KINDS OF OUTDOORS ACTIVITIES INCLUDING SNOWMOBILE RIDING, 4-WHEELING, HUNTING, FISHING. LIKES TO HANG OUT, WATCH MOVIES, LISTEN TO MUSIC, GOING OUT ONCE IN AWHILE TO BARS.

READ:
IF YOU ARE BORED, AND DONT WANT TO BE ALONE FOR A DAY THEN COME AND BID. A DAY OF FUN (DINNER,MOVIES,HANGING OUT..ETC)
YOU MUST BE 21YRS OLD OR OVER. GIRLS ONLY.

EMAIL ME AND ILL GIVE YOU ANYMORE DETAILS AND A PICTURE.

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Stalking Sundays: All My Single Ladies, All My Single Ladies

Single Guy Raffle – m4w – 26 (freeville)

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