D-Skortz Offers Economy-Fucked Seniors Champagne, Platitudes
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009
Prez D-Skortz on LSD.
Archive for the ‘drunkblogging’ Category
Prez D-Skortz on LSD.
Snap of the Day: If a Tree Falls on the Arts Quad…
Monday, April 6th, 2009
A bad cameraphone picture of the length of the fallen tree.
And no one is around to hear it — as the officer nearby testified — does it make a sound? Physicists tell me that it does, but I’m still waiting to hear back from the Philosophy department.
Miss Cleo to Consult with University Financiers
Friday, April 3rd, 2009
Miss Cleo, Cornell's newest consultant.
Disgusted by the psychic’s incompetence, Esteemed alumna Ann Coulter called Edward a faggot, in a move reminiscent of her to-do with a certain politician named John Edwards. Exasperated and unfulfilled, the University contacted psychic/shaman/scam artist Miss Cleo, née Youree Dell Harris. The oddly named Youree “saw the University’s request for help coming” and gracefully obliged. An independent marketing firm saw the move as “potentially fruitful” but was wary of “lurking telephone bill charges.”
Snap of the Day: Relay for Life, Alive or Not
Thursday, March 5th, 2009
In Which We Make a Drinking Game While Watching Ivy
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
ICTV’s ground-breaking new show, “Ivy,” which is subtly set at Cornell.
Drunkblogging the VP Debates
Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
No one is reading this, but we don’t care! We’re drunkblogging the veep debates. We’re following the Daily Show’s rules. We’ll also check up on the Daily Sun’s liveblogging to make sure they’re not as drunk as us. We’ll be making our rules up as we go.
