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S.A.’s Moratorium on Student Group Creation Much Akin to Partial Birth Abortion

Friday, January 30th, 2009

An artist's depiction of the collective S.A.F.C.
An artist's depiction of the collective S.A.F.C.
The steakhouse-loving old suits on the trustee board have brought the woeful axe of recession past Libe Cafe and Slope Day and forced Ryan Lavin/the Student Assembly into “deciding” to halt the potential creation of any and all new student groups for one semester yesterday. Well, at least they took the time and effort to consult the “Cornell community” before they “decided” on this issue! Seriously, though, this is some shit. This is a half-baked, partially aborted fetus of a resolution, a resolution that instead of arbitrarily freezes the potential creation of legitimate student groups instead of focusing on rooting out the bad eggs that eat up the S.A.F.C.’s funds.

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Cornell.edu Speaks: ‘We hope to have this maintenance completed soon.’

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

OMFG. O. M. F. G.
OMFG. O. M. F. G.
Right now, you can’t search for shit on cornell.edu, and it’s pissing me the fuck off. I have unfamiliar professors to beseechingly email! Distant colleagues with whom to reconnect! Hotties (whose name I spied on the cover of her Anthro notebook) to stalk! As you can see above, though, they’re working on it. They are really fucking working on it. They are working so hard that they’re not really sure when they’re going to be done. But yeah. It’s all okay, man, because it’ll be over soon. It will be over soon.


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