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Daily Sun a Shining, Gleaming Beacon of Objectivity

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

An artist's rendering of the general flavor of this article.
An artist's rendering of the general flavor of this article.
If you have ever had your moments of doubt about the so-called liberal media, look no further than yesterday’s above-the-fold cover story in the esteemed Cornell Daily Sun. The article describes the pain, dismay, and utter, utter misfortune that 25 prospective students endured at the hands of the evil (Evil?) Office of Financial Aid. What happened was this: FinAid accidentally sent out a high-five e-mail to those 25 students, who had already been mercilessly rejected. According to the article, “Students who received the article said they were confused, disappointed, and outraged.”

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Meet the Cornell Daily Pun’s 127th Editorial Board

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Oh hey Daily Pun.
Oh hey Daily Pun.
As they say, the Pun rises in the yeast. What I mean by this is that the newly elected Daily Sun’s 127th Editorial Board loves to pun, and also that this new Sun is “rising” in an alcohol-fermented haze much akin to the Friday mornings of most “journalists.” On all counts, I wholeheartedly approve! Mostly because they layered on the puns so thick it makes me look like, I dunno, someone who is not that big of a pun fan. Someone like Sarah Palin, maybe. Anyway, here’s just a taste of the pun-dried tomatoes that discerning punsters may chuckle about while pundering over the Board’s intropuntory article:

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Shameful Self-Promotion

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

No gnomes were harmed.
No gnomes were harmed.
We’re very sorry to have to tell you that the well-meaning people over at the Ithacan ran a story in the Accent Section about us. Somehow they just kinda snuck up on me and asked some questions, and I’m really at a loss for how they got that picture. In it, I think I was saying something to the extent of, “What are you people doing here? Please, our little rag is not worthy!”

In all seriousness, though, we’re indebted to the Ithacan, especially to Accent Editor Edon Ophir and writer Maggie Hibma, for covering us. Now maybe we merit a Wikipedia page. Last time we tried to put one up some meany-poo editors called us a “non-notable student publication” and promptly deleted our page. We’ll show them now!

Mustache Party Pics

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Kitsch Magazine (the print one, whoever they are) threw this weird-ass/cool-ass party at No Radio Records this past Friday. These three following pictures pretty much sum it up:

SCRABBLE 

Holla at yo’ Scrabble board.
Holla at yo’ Scrabble board.

MUSTACHES

Our sassy bite size editor, Sadie Smith, rockin’ the Hollywood ’stache.
Our sassy bite size editor, Sadie Smith, rockin’ the Hollywood ’stache.

MUSIC

Oh yeah… there were some bands too.
Oh yeah… there were some bands too.

 MOAR PIX?

http://flickr.com/photos/19485833@N05/sets/72157604529735841/

http://picasaweb.google.com/efeedor1/MustacheParty

http://picasaweb.google.com/sadie.sarah/MustacheParty?pli=1


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