Stalking Sundays: Follicle Follies! (A Play in Three Acts)
Sunday, March 1st, 2009ACT I: A MODEST PROPOSAL
ACT I: A MODEST PROPOSAL
PRETTIES/SNUGGLIES


For our inaugural stalk, we have one family man desperately seeking the Asian girl who “likes bowling and a good love story.” Fair maiden, if you should doubt his resolve for just one second, look no further than the headline. You can tell our young hero means business by those three, unceasingly adamant exclamation points!!! Here’s the headline, and the rest of the treatise is after the jump.