Wildly Unconfirmed Gossip Wednesdays: Skorton Is Going to Drop Da Bomb
Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
I totally didn't quit flute in the 7th grade because it was too homosexual.
Yo Evan,
Some wild hearsay: Skorton and some other big higher-ups at Cornell scheduled a meeting with the chief Sun editors for yesterday afternoon relating to a big press release. Apparently the shit is going to hit the fan at the end of this week, maybe tomorrow or Friday. BUT at the last minute, Skorton canceled the meeting. Speculations have been running wild. Big budget cuts? He’s announcing his new concert series of jazzy flute-saxophone duets with Bill Clinton? Alien invasion of Goldwin Smith? Only time will tell.
