Cornell.edu Speaks: ‘We hope to have this maintenance completed soon.’

D. Evan Mulvihill — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:03:10 +0000

Right now, you can’t search for shit on cornell.edu, and it’s pissing me the fuck off. I have unfamiliar professors to beseechingly email! Distant colleagues with whom to reconnect! Hotties (whose name I spied on the cover of her Anthro notebook) to stalk! As you can see above, though, they’re working on it. They are really fucking working on it. They are working so hard that they’re not really sure when they’re going to be done. But yeah. It’s all okay, man, because it’ll be over soon. It will be over soon.

Jinan University: The Cornell of the East

D. Evan Mulvihill — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 23:14:08 +0000

If you’ve ever been to Chinatown, you know that the Chinese are the masters of cheap knock-offs–once, a friend and I bet how many shady bag vendors would whisper “Rooey Vitton” in our ear over 5 blocks of Canal St… the number was above 50.

Jinan University, a 20,000-student Guangzhou school, has taken this proud Chinese tradition to new heights with their Web site, which looks strikingly similar to the Big Red Multicultural Utopia that we all know and love.

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Cornell.edu Speaks: ‘We hope to have this maintenance completed soon.’

Jinan University: The Cornell of the East