We’re back to the more pathetic zones of Ithaca’s Craigslist, and we’ve stumbled upon a “BUILT” guy who just hasn’t gotten the hang of caps lock yet, or the concept that no female Craigslister in her right mind is going to pay you at all to go on a date with her — let alone shell out the $100 that the man should be spending on her dinner. Anyone else find it slightly ironic Mr. Right hails from Freeville?
Because we love alliteration and stealing ideas from other blogs (this one’s via Gossip Gay, a fabulous Tumblr about, um, homosexual canards at Northwestern University), we introduce to you Stalking Sundays–our weekly stroll through the Ithaca Craigslist in search of the good, the bad, and the just plain pathetic. Send us your picks to watch@kitschmag.com.
For our inaugural stalk, we have one family man desperately seeking the Asian girl who “likes bowling and a good love story.” Fair maiden, if you should doubt his resolve for just one second, look no further than the headline. You can tell our young hero means business by those three, unceasingly adamant exclamation points!!! Here’s the headline, and the rest of the treatise is after the jump.
