Scandalous: Two Gay Cornell Students Caught ‘Full On F–king’ In A Professor’s Office
Thursday, January 6th, 2011
Although it’s been over a year since I flew the college coop, decent Cornell gossip still seems to come my way sometimes. Recently I received word from a trusted source that two gay students were caught earlier today with their pants down in a rather comprising location: a faculty member’s office. The source tells me that they weren’t just exchanging a little HJ action (NBD!) or a Beej (hey, that’s pushing it), they were “full on fucking,” like, as in a porno or something. The kicker? They had to write an apology note as penance. Of course, I can’t resist imagining the contents of this note. Our version is after the jump, leave your own in the comments. Read the rest of this entry »
