Posts Tagged ‘Ithaca’

Stalking Sundays: Follicle Follies! (A Play in Three Acts)

Sunday, March 1st, 2009

A conjecture of what our three speakers might look like in the flesh.
A conjecture of what our three speakers might look like in the flesh.
This week, we bring you not one but three (3!) rousing posts contemplating the nature of, shall we say, the presence (or lack thereof!) of follicles in the crotchal region. The first is a spectacularly reasoned entreaty by a concerned woman who just wants men to shave some — BUT NOT ALL! — of their junk hair. LOL. The second begins the descent into madness/irrelevance, as we hear what I presume to be a man bewailing the sorry state of female Craigslist picture-posters. Happily, it ends on a positive note: “I saw a girl once who had an arrow shaved, pointing to the sweet spot….” The final post begins ominously, bearing the mark of the devil: an improperly used semicolon! It ends with what can only be properly described as full-blown Satanism: the terrible, awful, wretched mangling of a perfectly holy adage! Read on to discover the follies.

ACT I: A MODEST PROPOSAL

Pubic hair (barenakedlady)

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Stalking Sundays: PET SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!111

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

Loosely related to today’s theme.
Loosely related to today’s theme.
I was going to do this week’s shit on fabulous/tragic postings by starry-eyed/jilted Valentine’s Day lovers but got distracted by REALLY CUTE PETS 4 SALE on da ‘List. AFAIK [for all you n00bs out there, that means "as far as I know"], all of the previous Stalking Sundays featured posters have involved exclusively people/things with [95 to 100%?] human DNA — so why not extend to the farther realms of the Animal Kingdom? First, the top 2 cutest/cuddliest pet giveaway posts in the last week. And then the top 2 ugliest/scariest ones. And then just something SUPER COOL that you’ll have to just click through to see because I’M NOT TELLING.

PRETTIES/SNUGGLIES

1) Toy Poodle (Elmira)

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The Week in Kitsch: Sagas Galore

Sunday, September 21st, 2008

Ithaca Monorail! Sort of.
Ithaca Monorail! Sort of.
EXHIBIT A: Ithaca Monorail? The Saga Begins.

Just when the Daily Sun had you convinced that Ithaca was becoming a crazy fascist anti-drunken college party state, the New York Times reminds you that they are in fact just a crazy socialist anti-gas guzzling SUV city. Last week, there was a conference held here to look into whether Ithaca could be a test site for a new commuter technology called “pod cars,” which are basically mini-monorails from Sweden and would cost the City a cool $100 mill. Which is probably about the amount of money they’re raking in from noise violations, so it all works out in the end. The idea is admittedly kooky, but it’s not the brainchild of some head-in-the-clouds faculty member: it comes straight from the files of Jacob A. Roberts, a failed Green Party candidate and canned Ithaca Festival director whose business acumen ended up landing Ithaca Fest $150K in debt. And some people, including Ithaca and Tompkins community members and a New York Times reporter, are falling for his pod car crazytalk despite his previous travesties!

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