Stalking Sundays: PET SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!111

D. Evan Mulvihill — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:57:27 +0000

Loosely related to today’s theme.

I was going to do this week’s shit on fabulous/tragic postings by starry-eyed/jilted Valentine’s Day lovers but got distracted by REALLY CUTE PETS 4 SALE on da ‘List. AFAIK [for all you n00bs out there, that means "as far as I know"], all of the previous Stalking Sundays featured posters have involved exclusively people/things with [95 to 100%?] human DNA — so why not extend to the farther realms of the Animal Kingdom? First, the top 2 cutest/cuddliest pet giveaway posts in the last week. And then the top 2 ugliest/scariest ones. And then just something SUPER COOL that you’ll have to just click through to see because I’M NOT TELLING.

PRETTIES/SNUGGLIES

1) Toy Poodle (Elmira)

Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2009-02-12, 1:21PM EST

I have a lovely apricot Toy Poodle to rehome. I rescued her from a breeder. She is 5yrs and up to date with shots and is fixed. She is very quiet and is good with cats.She also gets along with my other dogs and is a Great lap dog. She currently visits older people in the hospital. Great for people with allergies.
She loves to dress up and go shopping or just sit on the sofa with you. I I had to have dental work done since the breeder did not take good care of her so am paying off the $400 vet bill and am asking $150 to go towards it. Please call [redacted] or email.

2)
pure bred black lab pup (seneca falls)

Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2009-02-15, 9:15PM EST

Hello, I am looking to find a new home for my 12 weeks old female pure bred black lab. She has her first two sets of shots, been dewormed. We did not get papers with her but she is certainly a pure bred, we have all her vet papers. Very beautiful, GREAT tempermant. She is already house broken, she sleeps in her crate at night and goes right to the door when she has to go potty outside. The reason we are finding her a new home is because last friday I gave birth to our second son 10 weeks early and right now are residence is the Ronald McDonald house in rochester so we are not able to care for Molly. We did not expect this and are sad to have to find her a new home.. she has grown on us very quickly. There is a rehoming fee for her, serious inquires only please. Must go soon..

UGLEES/SKERRIES

1) Good home for a crazy Tegu (Ithaca)

Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2009-02-10, 11:32PM ESTMy tegu is exceeding my living capacity and (as much as I feel guilty about it) I need to eventually find him a new home. He is quite large, aggressive and dirty. I am only willing give him to someone who understands the needs of these animals and has experience with large lizards. The re-homing fee is $100 and includes his cage, high box, full spectrum light, and heating element.

Thanks

2) Rose Hair Tarantula (20.00)

Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2009-02-05, 4:41PM ESTi thought i would like them but then got it home and i’m not into it. is really good when you hold it and never tried to bite. i have a small cage you can take him in thank you phil

My # [redacted]

COOL SUPER SECRET SPECIAL ONE

Albino Milk Snakes (Ithaca, NY)

Reply to: [redacted]
Date: 2009-02-06, 12:51PM ESTI have 2 male albino Nelsoni available from a clutch of 10 that hatched in August 2008. Both are feeding readily on either live or f/t pinkies. Make a reasonable offer. I’ve included pictures of the hatchlings as well as a picture of the mother. Please contact me with any questions.

Thanks,

Zach