Posts Tagged ‘pimp’

Unsatisfied with Pimping Only Cornell’s Females, Luda Brings Bawd Friend Along

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

You might recall that Ludacris’s pilgrimage to Cornell came at a price: the purity of our women. Well now the wily bastard has taken it one step further and decided to pimp our men too–and the offending bawd (a term I use with the most due of respect) is his boo Shawnna, a sort of Eve/Lil Kim clone who actually spits some pretty hot rapid-fire shit. If you want to get an idea of her personality, think Ludacris with a sex change and a lifetime supply of cheap lip gloss. Check Luda and Shawnna out in this video of their collaboration “Shake Dat Shit” below.

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Luda To Single-Handedly Pimp Campus’s Entire Female Population in February

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Can someone explain the restroom men and women symbols to me?It’s official: ALANA (African Latin Asian Native American) Programming Board, along with the CCC and some other acronym thing caled MCFAB, has somehow gotten Ludacris to come to East Hill come February 28, 2009. Over a thousand people are attending on Facebook already! But it came at a price: For this one night, every girl on campus will be magically transofrmed into a pole-dancin’, dirty-grindin’, sexaholic prosty-ho. And it was totally worth it for the newly redeemed party organizer people–after Howie Mandel and Bill Maher kind of tanked, we need this, even at the expense of our women’s purity.