And it went through! Extra lulz for animal abuse.

Needless to say, this site won’t catch on for a number of reasons. First of all, nobody cares what shitshow frat party Susie McSororistute is attending. There’s a reason Perez Hilton blogs about celebrities, what with their actually being famous and all.

Second of all, Posh Society wants to be positive: “Through diligent oversight and strong control filters, Posh Society will ensure that this social utility is entertaining, constructive, timely, informative, and not used in a harmful or malicious manner.” The only reason JuicyCampus works is because it is used in an expressly harmful or malicious matter. Complimenting rando’s bangs? Fucking boring. Dishing on the sorry state of said rando’s nether bangs, however? Do tell.

Third of all, the moderators suck at their job. I contacted a guy who was identified in a couple of pictures on Facebook, and he said that he didn’t put them up — isn’t posting pictures of people without their permission crossing certain legal lines? (He might be lying to cover the fact that he wants to be a local celeb, though.) They let my retarded post get through, and they probably wrote up that vapid “she bangs” shit, too. It gets worse, though. They followed the “bangs” thing with this matrix of celeb bangs:

Die, Posh Society, die.